Ich heiße Adelheid Beilschmidt, better known as Preußen, a former great kingdom and state of Deutschland until my dissolution was formally proclaimed by the Allied Control Council in 1947. I abandoned my home once German reunification was officially concluded in 1990 for reasons unneeded to be specified. Do state your business if you have any and make it worth my while.
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Independent role play account for the female personification of Prussia.
März 24th | 11 Anmerkungen

kicsire-nem-adunk:

eisenprinzessin:

kicsire-nem-adunk:

Hey, I told you that I wouldn’t lie to you, and I didn’t. Apology accepted, of course.  /Leans over for a quick kiss/ Why would I listen to someone who hates you so, hm? And besides, I care about you too much to mind.

Well, at least, now you found out that you won’t have to resort to photos if you’re ever in need of a little something. [Doesn’t quite understand the implications of what she just said and stands on the tips of her toes to fully return the kiss] Not to mention that she’s never been worth listening to at all and is that so? I wonder what your limits are then. 

/Lets out a deep and heavy sigh and places a hand on her head/ My love, if you don’t stop teasing me so, I’m going to die. Really, you can almost be too much at times. Almost. 

[Blinks] Tease you? Isn’t that your job? [Waves her hand at him dismissively and chastely places her lips against the corner of his mouth] I don’t understand how it’d kill you aber if you say so and you shouldn’t expect any less of me, schatz. 

März 24th | 8 Anmerkungen

oh look the lonely princess is here

ksiazemakow:

eisenprinzessin:

ksiazemakow:

eisenprinzessin:

ksiazemakow:

eisenprinzessin:

ksiazemakow:

What the Hölle do you want, Polen? :|

ur body

jk i have hungary

lolz

i have hungary 2

o m g

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOooO

why would you do that

ur just 2 fun 2 troll :^)

i troll u 5eva b/c it’s longer than 4eva 

omg get out of my life u ho

1 day i want 2 hear u say

“ollies outie” pl0x

then gimme back mah land 

& warschau

i want that back 2 

bitch plz 

imma hur 2 stay

März 24th | 11 Anmerkungen

kicsire-nem-adunk:

eisenprinzessin:

kicsire-nem-adunk:

Of course they weren’t, I told you. 

/Wraps his arms around her with a sigh/ And I never really listened to her much. And besides, things she said of you were too grossly exaggerated for me to pay much attention.

I know how men can be. You can’t exactly blame me for being paranoid now, can you? [Firmly cups his cheeks within her palmsEntschuldigung then I suppose. [Apologizes half heartedly, stifling a laugh by biting onto her lower lip] And that comes as no surprise to me at all, how good of you to have not believed her even if they may or may have not been all exaggerated.  

Hey, I told you that I wouldn’t lie to you, and I didn’t. Apology accepted, of course.  /Leans over for a quick kiss/ Why would I listen to someone who hates you so, hm? And besides, I care about you too much to mind.

Well, at least, now you found out that you won’t have to resort to photos if you’re ever in need of a little something. [Doesn’t quite understand the implications of what she just said and stands on the tips of her toes to fully return the kiss] Not to mention that she’s never been worth listening to at all and is that so? I wonder what your limits are then. 

März 23rd | 8 Anmerkungen

oh look the lonely princess is here

ksiazemakow:

eisenprinzessin:

ksiazemakow:

eisenprinzessin:

ksiazemakow:

What the Hölle do you want, Polen? :|

ur body

jk i have hungary

lolz

i have hungary 2

o m g

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOooO

why would you do that

ur just 2 fun 2 troll :^)

i troll u 5eva b/c it’s longer than 4eva 

März 23rd | 11 Anmerkungen

kicsire-nem-adunk:

eisenprinzessin:

kicsire-nem-adunk:

eisenprinzessin:

…………

…..

You would use a photo when you have the real thing?

You really are more of a Dummkopf than I thought. 

I… I…

/Finally just lays his head on her shoulder./

You are a cruel, cruel woman at times, you know that?

And you’re just noticing this? I could have sworn that Österreich would have complained about me enough to convince you. 

[Shushes him as if he were a child, looking through the photos again before ripping them to shreds]

Ah, it seems that none of them were missing after all.  

Of course they weren’t, I told you. 

/Wraps his arms around her with a sigh/ And I never really listened to her much. And besides, things she said of you were too grossly exaggerated for me to pay much attention.

I know how men can be. You can’t exactly blame me for being paranoid now, can you? [Firmly cups his cheeks within her palmsEntschuldigung then I suppose. [Apologizes half heartedly, stifling a laugh by biting onto her lower lip] And that comes as no surprise to me at all, how good of you to have not believed her even if they may or may have not been all exaggerated.  

März 23rd | 8 Anmerkungen

oh look the lonely princess is here

ksiazemakow:

eisenprinzessin:

ksiazemakow:

What the Hölle do you want, Polen? :|

ur body

jk i have hungary

lolz

i have hungary 2

März 23rd | 8 Anmerkungen

oh look the lonely princess is here

ksiazemakow:

What the Hölle do you want, Polen? :|

März 23rd | 2.529 Anmerkungen typewrittenword:

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
submission from gentlesthour

typewrittenword:

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

submission from gentlesthour

März 23rd | 11 Anmerkungen

kicsire-nem-adunk:

eisenprinzessin:

kicsire-nem-adunk:

I… I wouldn’t! I mean… well maybe I would but… not if.. I… I mean, you… are…. I….

…………

…..

You would use a photo when you have the real thing?

You really are more of a Dummkopf than I thought. 

I… I…

/Finally just lays his head on her shoulder./

You are a cruel, cruel woman at times, you know that?

And you’re just noticing this? I could have sworn that Österreich would have complained about me enough to convince you. 

[Shushes him as if he were a child, looking through the photos again before ripping them to shreds]

Ah, it seems that none of them were missing after all.  

März 23rd | 11 Anmerkungen

kicsire-nem-adunk:

eisenprinzessin:

I could never be too sure about that. For all I know, you could be hiding one of them to satisfy you own personal needs later! 

I… I wouldn’t! I mean… well maybe I would but… not if.. I… I mean, you… are…. I….

…………

…..

You would use a photo when you have the real thing?

You really are more of a Dummkopf than I thought.